That famous day in history
The men of the 7th cavalry went riding on
And from the rear a voice was heard
A brave young man with a trembling word
Rang loud and clear
What am I doing here?

Please Mr.Custer, I dont wanna go
Eh, er, Mr.Custer? Please dont make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin fight
Somebody yelled attack
And there I stood with an arrow in my back
Please Mr.Custer, I dont wanna go
Oh-oh, oh

"Look at em bushes out there  theyre movin Theres an Indian behind every one of em
Er, um, Mr.Custer, may I be excused for the rest of the afternoon, 
please? Wanna change my library book
Oy watchout  - duck your head!
Oo-er, bit late on that one, son
God, I bet that dont half hurt"

They were sure of victory
The men of the 7th Cavalry as they rolled on
When from the rear a voice was heard
That same great voice with a trembling word
Rang loud and clear
What am I doing here?

Please Mr.Custer, I dont wanna go
Er, listen, er, Mr.Custer? Please dont make me go
Theres a redskin waitinout there, waitin to cut my hair
A coward Ive been called
But I dont wanna wind up dead or bald
Please Mr.Custer, I dont wanna go
Oo-errr, err-oo

"Now, lets see, whats the Indian word for friend?
Oh yes, I know  manyarna, yeah thats it
Oy, you lot out there Manyarna
Oooh! - no, that aint it
Look at em out there
Running around like a bunch of wild Indians
Bunch of wild Indians!  Hahahaha
Now this is no time for joking
Ooohoohelp!
Mr Custer?
Oh my Gawd!
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